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Posted 12 October 2011 - 07:34 AM

An old Italian man lived alone in the country. He wanted to dig his tomato garden but it was very hard work as the ground was hard. His only son, Vincenzo, who used to help him, was in prison.

The old man wrote a letter to his son and described his predicament.

Dear Vincenzo,
I am feeling pretty bad because it looks like I won't be able to plant my tomato garden this year. I am getting too old to be digging up a garden plot. If you were here, my troubles would be over. I know you would dig the garden for me.
Love, Papa

A few days later he received a letter from his son.

Dear Papa,
I'd do anything for you Papa, except dig up that garden. That's where I buried the bodies.
Love, Vinnie

At 4 am the next morning the police arrived in force and dug up the entire area without finding any bodies. They apologized to the old man and left. The same day the old man received another letter from his son.

Dear Papa,
Go ahead and plant the tomatoes now. That's the best I could do under the circumstances.
Love, Vinnie

#2 X5452

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 12:14 PM

haha, clever

#3 Glynnside

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 12:16 PM

This is clever. not sure about it beeing funny. but clever nonetheless

#4 madz_s15

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Posted 12 October 2011 - 06:44 PM

Like it

#5 Corey_1

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Posted 29 November 2011 - 01:15 PM

haha yeah very clever


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Posted 29 November 2011 - 03:18 PM

haha nice one

#7 Dane.

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Posted 29 November 2011 - 03:31 PM

Would have to agree with most people, clever yet not heaps funny, I like it though :)

#8 aquagolfer

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Posted 05 February 2012 - 05:54 PM

lol thats a good one!


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Posted 14 March 2012 - 09:29 AM

haha saw that one in street machine

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